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Meet The Team of Coffeeshop Guru

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Mr Mollusk

A green-thumbed grow Guru by day and a hybrid-hunter by night. Strains with impressive heritage and quality genetics are Mr. M’s thing.

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Old Johnny

Old Johnny is the OG cannabis enthusiast who gave up his Kushy lifestyle in the mountains to share his ancient wisdom with you. Listen up.

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Sir Spick

You’d be surprised if you knew how old Spik really is. He swears it's those medicinal strains keeping him young. Sir Spick is our CBD expert.

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Herb

The green activist among us, Herb’s love affair with Mary-Jane is a passionate one. He’ll be keeping you up to date on all things cannabis.

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Nicky

Cannasseur, flavor extraordinaire & our dedicated terpene researcher. Her real talent though is emptying the staff fridge mid-munchies.

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Simo

The true blue blazer and our number one strain tester. Every team needs one. Just don’t try and chat with this bloke after too many indicas.

THE COMMUNITY

COMING SOON...

Find that coffeeshop. Review that strain. Stay up to date with cannabis news. With your help, we want to create a community where stereotypes are broken and wisdom is shared.

THE COMMUNITY

COMING SOON...

Find that coffeeshop. Review that strain. Stay up to date with cannabis news. With your help, we want to create a community where stereotypes are broken and wisdom is shared.

THE SHOP

There are some pretty impressive seed banks out there, taking cannabis genetics to a whole new level. Choice and quality are important to us, so we thought, why not bring the best breeders to one place.

THE SHOP

There are some pretty impressive seed banks out there, taking cannabis genetics to a whole new level. Choice and quality are important to us, so we thought, why not bring the best breeders to one place.

"THE THINKERS, THE EXPLORERS, THE INNOVATORS, THERE'S A GURU IN ALL OF US."

THE THINKERS,
THE EXPLORERS,
THE INNOVATORS,

THERE'S A GURU IN ALL OF US.